Battle of the Male figureheads

I already took the Christmas decorations down, so of course he had to put them back up - bigger and more obnoxious than before. At least there was a vaulted ceiling, so the 20 foot forest of trees didn't look too gigantic.

I woke up and everyone was there in their Christmas sweaters drinking egg nogg... who would want to drink egg nogg & wear a sweater in 80 degree weather???

"It's 5 in the morning.. what's going on?"

Everyone just stared at me.

::staticChannel Changestatic::

Dad's washing dishes in the house from 20 years ago.. won't leave me alone - at least I know he loves me.